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Joke of the Day
"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""
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"What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line"
"Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters."
"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
"Whoa whoa whoa. Stand down, nipples. It's just a little chilly weather, nothing to get excited about."
"teaching my 1yo daughter to shout ""Mike Wazowski!"" every time someone opens a closet door"
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
"I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it."