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Joke of the Day
"Siri, where did I go wrong? Siri: How long you got?"
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"Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball."
"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"
"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."
"How do you circumcise a guy from Wyoming? Kick his sister in the chin."
"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"
"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"
"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"I could not have sex with a man..... because I could never fuck something I respect. (Jim Jefferies)"