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Joke of the Day
"Decadent: Posessing only ten teeth."
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"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."
"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."
"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""
"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."
"Go to an open house and ask the realtor if they'll stand in the basement with the door closed so you can hear if screams are audible outside"
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder."
"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"