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Joke of the Day

"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."

"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"

"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"So a gun expert has a seizure His neurons were firing with BOTH barrels."

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"

"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."