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Joke of the Day
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
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"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."
"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."
"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."
"In some parts of the world, it's considered rude to be a woman."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."
"My wife pulled this one on me the other day My wife: you know Mona Lisa Me: yeah? My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa"
"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."
"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"