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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."
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"Its funny how chocolate can make your clothes shrink"
"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"
"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""
"Helicopter crash A helicopter crashed today over a cemetery on the outskirts of the city. So far the authorities have recovered over 200 bodies."
"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."
"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."
"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"
"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"