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Joke of the Day

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"

"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."

"*rolls up sleeves* *gets high on sleeves*"

"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """

"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"

"[getting out of prison after 10 years] GUARD: *handing me a paper bag* here are ur things ME: did none of u monsters feed my tamagotchi"

"Yesterday my boss asked why I was tardy and I said, ""I don't think you're supposed call people that any more."""