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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."

"Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood? Because Curiosity killed her cat"

"I'm 291 away from having 3000 followers on Twitter and 8 away from having 10 friends in real life."

"I asked my yoga teacher what my purpose in life is she said "" To inspire and then expire"""

"What do you call a black girl with braces giving a blowjob Black and Decker pecker wrecker"

"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."

"I want my abs to be like NHS nurses... Cut"

"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."

"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."