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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!"

"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says ""Dude, gross. I'm eating."""

"Have you seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he."

"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"A little boy walks into a bar... he is treated for minor concussions... it's funny cause he's a minor, laugh"

"Month End Status Month begins with lots of happiness and ends with just a few coins & credit card bills"

"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."