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Joke of the Day

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."

"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."

"Did you hear about the terrorist attack in France last night? The police say the guy was not motivated, but other than that, all they know is that he wasn't very Nice"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."

"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years."

"That's some crazy news about corn on the cob... Oh, I'm surprised you didn't **ear** about it!"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because no body liked you in high school, and then you caught me speeding."