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Joke of the Day

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"

"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"

"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee No pubic hair"

"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."

"How did the polish terrorist burn his lips? Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up."

"What does Tony Romo and a porn star have in common? They both know how to choke."

"I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that's a lot of weed."

"If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super bored!"" and then fly away."

"What is jon snow's favourite slang? IDK"