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Joke of the Day
"A musician, a lumberjack, and a mathematician were in a room together... They made a log-rhythm."
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"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."
"My waterproof phone is advertised in commercials with people surfing and kayaking and here I am tweeting in the shower."
"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"
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"Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser"
"Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know."
"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."
"Your dad is a motherfucker"
"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."