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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all the green cards."
Next Joke
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them."
"I just saw a picture of a duck posing and doing a dumbwhitegirlface."
"If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood."
"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."
"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."