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Joke of the Day

"Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!"

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."

"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"

"Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you? Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse. Me: I love you too"

"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"

"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"

"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."

"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."