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Joke of the Day

"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."

"What's the difference between the strippers and the circus? The circus has a cunning array of stunts."

"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"

"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"

"If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"

"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"

"I hope someone I hate hears their first Christmas song this year in October."

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."