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Joke of the Day
"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."
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"overheard some guy say ""finals week sucks."" little does he know, everything sucks"
"I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say ""what's the magic word"" and I'd say ""abracadabra"" and she'd say ""you're why dad left."""
"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"[kids party] ""This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"" Dad no ""That's.."" Please no dad ""..Inflation for you"" *kids start crying*"
"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."
"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""
"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"