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Joke of the Day
"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"
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"I may have dry humped the Oreo section at the supermarket today, but I'm not telling. Just kidding, I totally did!"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate... They'll kill your dog."
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"
"I'm not stupid"
"Dad, can I have another cup of water? Dad: But its your 12th cup tonight! Son: I know, the baby's room is still on fire."
"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"
"Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices"
"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure."
"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"