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Joke of the Day
"Elliott Smith... Wouldn't know heartache if it stabbed him in the chest."
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"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"The Pill... (Semi-NSFW) It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid getting pregnant."
"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence but they..."
"What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"
"You know what they say about vasectomies... There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones. Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever"