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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"
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"How do you get down from an elephant? You dont. You get down from a duck."
"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."
"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"
"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"
"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."
"You're breaking up with me because I ""don't put food in the correct things?"" WTF? After I've JUST made you a delicious bowl of toast??"
"How do you make a shortcut? With small scissors."
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."