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Joke of the Day
"The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!"
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"Robin Williams tried to give me a high-five the other day but I just left him hanging"
"Did you hear about the ice cream man that committed suicide? He topped himself."
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"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"
"What did the dog say to the old tree? #Bark"
"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"
"What is a British Scholar's favorite store? Finks"
"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"
"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"