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Joke of the Day
"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."
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"This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly."
"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"
"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"
"If you're feeling lonely, dim the lights and watch a good horror movie. By the end of it, you won't feel like you're alone anymore."
"What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him? I've got a golden tinkle in my eye... "
"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"
"What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs."
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."