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"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""
"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"Get two dogs and name them 'one' and 'two'. Because if one runs away, you'll still have two."
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
"What do you call an unused piano? A keybored"
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."
"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."
"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."