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Joke of the Day

"This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!"

"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""

"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye I broke up with her though, cos I'm pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side. Credit to /u/MoreMajorSins for this awesome dad joke!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"The human body is basically flavored water"

"What's the difference between a Commie and a Hippie? Nothing. They both suck.^"

"{Prison Diary Day 7} Nobody is respecting the Swear Jar"