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Joke of the Day

"Where do you get a drink on Excel? ....Formula bar"

"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."

"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"

"*follows around a family of ducks in the park while playing Sandstorm on a boombox*"

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."

"Once someone called an Indian man Asian. He did not get offended because you are dumb. India resides IN south Asia thus all Indians are Asian."

"Utah... but I'm taller."

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"I was asked earlier today on my view on lesbian relationships. Apparently in ""HD"" was the wrong answer."