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Joke of the Day
"I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill."
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"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."
"TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"
"Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented"
"Who is the brother of Juan Luna? Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD"
"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."
"Just got a temporary tattoo. Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery for the next three days."
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"