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Joke of the Day
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."
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"Why do you call an angry bear? A grrrrrrrizzly bear"
"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""
"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"
"Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you."
"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"
"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."
"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"
"Im finally using reddit how it was meant to be used And ive run out of toilet paper"
"A man is told he is drunk by a Bartender He shouted ""I am not drunk"" The Bartender shouted ""Tell the time!"" The man walked up to the clock and shouted at the Clock ""I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK"""