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Joke of the Day
"Utah... but I'm taller."
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"People who decorate their cars for Christmas are in serious need of help."
"I told my mom I got in trouble at school today for a PDA.... She said, ""For what? Kissing your teacher's ass?"""
"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."
"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."
"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"
"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."
"You know what my new year's resolution is? 1680x1050"
"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."