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Joke of the Day

"A cop pulls over a redneck The cop asks ""Got any ID?"" The redneck scratches his head, "" 'bout what?"""

"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."

"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."

"What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie."

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"What do you call a fishermans newborn? Fresh bait"

"[Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]"

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."