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Joke of the Day

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."

"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"

"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"

"What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'? ""Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"""

"Everybody is annoying after one hour."

"Had sex with a cougar recently She was wild! But now the zoo is suing me."

"During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair."

"I'm glad we don't call detergent by its full name: Detergentleman."

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."

"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."