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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I had a good weekend. Mostly just ran around the theater screaming ""THE BOOK WAS BETTER! WHATEVER YOU'RE SEEING, THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"""

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."

"... My life up till now! Hayyooooo!! :/"

"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."

"Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money. I woke up and went with him to join him in the search."

"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"

"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."

"Guy: I don't deserve you. Girl: Awwwww...you're so sweet... Guy: I don't mean that in a good way."

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."