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Joke of the Day
"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"
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"What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!"
"I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos? They'll B flat"
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass."
"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."
"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until hes 13"
"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"
"I think the Netherlands should have a duke rather than a king... [x-post from r/puns] ""The Dutchy of the Netherlands"" has a nice ring to it."