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Joke of the Day

"How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand."

"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"

"I could die But I'm afraid of the reapercussions"

"Did you know that if you were to print out every single page on the internet, and stack them all, one on top of the other... ... environmentalists would go fucking nuts."

"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight, come on over."

"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."

"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"

"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."

"[rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* ""yo you a cop"" um no ""hmm ok what you want"" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*"

"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"