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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."
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"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"
"Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me."
"I'm like a midget with premature ejaculation I have a lot of shortcomings"
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"
"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."
"friend of mine collapsed while he was putting the washing out the other day and had to be rushed to hospital. He almost pegged it."
"[ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni"