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Joke of the Day
"Why was the mother cow mad at father cow? Because she had beef with him."
Next Joke
"just missed a turn because I was trying to tweet ""dong cheadle"" while driving"
"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."
"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"
"My nine year old's yo momma joke Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake"
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."
"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"