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Joke of the Day

"What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear!"

"Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound."

"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"

"Doctor says: ""No sex for 6 weeks after birth."" Me: Why? Did her vagina see its shadow? Doctor: Me: Doctor: Please tell me you're not the father."

"Why don't cannibals eat the feet? Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old."

"If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home."

"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."

"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"Daughter saw a photo of me at 18 and asked who the pretty girl was. I told her it was her real mother that died giving birth to her."