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Joke of the Day
"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
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"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"
"What do horses drink at the bar? Chardon-neigh"
"Caught a taxi home last night from the market. Forgot I had no money. Thankfully the driver let me pay in cabbage"
"Why LOTR is a metaphor for life. Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!"
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word."
"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."