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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."

"ABC just proved that's it's true what they say about black guys... They really are the best at basketball!"

"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."

"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"