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Joke of the Day

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"

"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"

"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"

"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""

"I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia."

"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."

"I want a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing."

"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"