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Joke of the Day
"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."
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"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."
"I know they're awful, but... Care to share your favorite ""dead baby"" joke?"
"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."
"Submit a joke This subreddit."
"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."
"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."
"I have an evil masterplan; I'm going to drill a huge hole through the Moon and thread a massive piece of string through it. Then I will finally be able to conker the World."