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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans"
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"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"
"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."
"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"
"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."
"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."
"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."
"No, Groupon. Not even an 89% discount will lure me to ""An evening of yoga and rock climbing."""
"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"