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Joke of the Day

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin"

"I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that.."

"You know it's bad when your C++ program has more friends than you do."

"Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!"

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ""So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."""

"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"