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Joke of the Day

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"

"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"

"What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know."

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"

"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."

"What did Will Smith say to Carleton when he asked if he was ready to leave their yoga class? Nah I'ma stay."

"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"

"Hillary Clinton is elected President. JK."

"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"