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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."
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"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony."
"Why did god invent whiskey? (x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world"
"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."
"i made this joke up last week my friends say too soon knock knock who's there chris brown chris brown who who da fuck chris brownn dis ray rice bitch(punch to face) git out the elevator"
"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."