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Joke of the Day

"Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites."

"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."

"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."

"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"

"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but first the lightbulb must decide to change itself."

"I had a frozen apple for lunch today It was hardcore"

"Zombies must be great with girls. They're always getting into their guts."

"What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!"