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Joke of the Day

"i made this joke up last week my friends say too soon knock knock who's there chris brown chris brown who who da fuck chris brownn dis ray rice bitch(punch to face) git out the elevator"

"How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb? More than three, I still can't reach it."

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."

"I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams."

"My friend said to me ""people do not change"" I told him to empty his pockets."

"A Thursday night ""Just got Paroled!"" party down the street! Wooooo! HELL YEAH!! I'm gunna wear my best knife for this one y'all!"

"I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid Every time she opens her legs a light comes on."

"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."