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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife? Wipes his ass."
Next Joke
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"
"I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it. In case any of you women want to know how faithful I am."
"My daughter made the carpet hot lava and I'm afraid I'll be late for work now."
"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"
"Don't care about baseball, but I love apple pie. Can I still be an American?"
"What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird"
"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."