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Joke of the Day

"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"

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"I took 8 courses of spanish... ...but then they cancelled Dora the Explorer"
"I got nothing better to do, dude in a Prius, I will absolutely follow you all the way home just to let you know you're a terrible driver"
"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"
"The most romantic restaurant in the world is not as dimly lit as the operating room on a TV medical drama."