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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"

"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"

"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

"On Thursday, the captain of the crashed cruise ship Costa Concordia went back to the wreck for the first time since the accident. Said the captain, ""It looks so different sober."""

"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."

"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"

"How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos. I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry."