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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn"

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !"

"[interrogation] ""Where were u on the night of the 3rd?"" Stabbing a homeless man. ""Louder for the tape?"" Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift."

"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."

"So if Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God... ... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?"

"What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches? On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch."

"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"

"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"