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Joke of the Day
"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"
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"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"My girlfriend asked me the other day, ""Dave, why do you always walk in front of me?"" I said, ""I'm sorry, I don't follow you."""
"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"
"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"
"THE SHINING (1980): An oblivious pair of incessant chatterboxes are finally taught to respect the sanctity of a writer's space."
"Forrest Gump wasn't a retard. He was just raised in Philly"