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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! HAHAHAHA!"

"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."

"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."

"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"

"The demolition workers performed at the workers event last night. Heard they brought down the house with their act."

"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"