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Joke of the Day
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."
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"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"
"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"
"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""
"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."